Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Pussy Talk...The Truth About Freaky Women

It's getting cold outside- really cold. All I keep thinking about doing is one thing- fuckin. In fact, all I keep thinking about is fuckin my guy. That's right people. Lately, I have been one horny bitch (of course for those of you that know me personally you are probably thinking how this is nothing new). I have been more hornier than ever! OMG! My vagina has turned into a bottomless pit- enter at your own risk mutha fucka... you may not come back the same person. Some would say it's because I'm a woman in my 30s. Some would say it's my zodiac (Aries). Some would say I just need to grow up and stop acting like a nasty bitch. I don't know. All I know is that my guy has been looking at me like I've lost my mind at times, especially when I grab his dick at the most "inappropriate" times (ie. while driving, at the grocery store, at the bar, etc). I think I've sucked his dick into a mental breakdown. I look at it and its happy to see me, but it's begging for paid time off. When I look at him, he's blushing and giving me that sexy look from one eye that he gives when he's horny, but the other eye has that "damn, bitch, do you sleep?" look. I was starting to wonder if I was becoming addicted to sex. I'm not. If I was, I'd be fucking him, them, her, and you right now and not writing this blog. Let's face it- sex is my life... well... from an intellectual sense. I chose a career to study, write, and talk about sex. I'm supposed to have an "extravagant sex life," right? That's what everyone tells me. I should be fucking everyday and engaging in many different sex acts and activities to understand it more. Well, actually... no. My manfriend told me he doesn't know what to do with me (boy have I heard that before). Now, don't take that as him saying that he doesn't know what to do with the pussy. Trust me, he know what he's doing with the pussy. I'm still hoarse from Sunday after church. I was shouting alright. I was thinking to myself about this and about how many men have been intimidated or simply not used to a woman not having a sex drive like mine, let alone a sex drive at all. He thinks I'm crazy because when he gets out the shower, I'm sitting right in the bathroom watching him dry his naked body off and how erect his dick is from the temperature. I'm staring at him in heat and he feels like a piece of meat because he can only imagine the nasty thoughts I have formulated in my mind about him. It is interesting how my homegirls have the same situation with their men. I have one homegirl (true story) who gave head to her man... WHILE SHE WAS DRIVING THE CAR AND HE WAS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT! I have another homegirl that can break dick down as if she was a connesseur. Tina Atl, who's middle name should be the Dickologist, at times make me wish I had a dick the way she writes about it in her poetry. I'm saying all this to say this: WOMEN ARE HORNY TOO! We are not trying to be like men. We don't have to be like a man. A woman's sexuality is not like a man. A man's sexuality is usually localized to his dick, although some men can have sensations in their nipples and ass (even though most of you will not go there lol). A woman's sexuality is deeper than that. There is a world within us that is beyond the pussy. If you think that the pussy is the final destination, you're not fucking us right. Let me explain. Pussy is the gateway of potential. She can be the baddest bitch, but if you don't allow a woman's full potential to be expressed sexually, she's just another bad bitch giving you a piece of ass. Many guys I have had conversations with have all express how much they are tired of just having a piece of ass and want to be intimate with a woman mentally and spiritually too. Then he met me... Wait a minute! You thought it was just going to be intellectual talks about books, Osho, and the plight of our people while listening to "Redemption Song" in the background. You thought we would burn incense while meditating or practicing yoga. You thought it would just be a walk in park, a hike up the mountain trail, or a drive around the city while you laugh about childhood and popsicles and shit. You thought you got a good girl, didn't you? Tell the truth. What you got is a woman who knows how to live life, enjoys life, and wants you... in the worst way. The secret to bringing the freak out of a woman is not how you eat her pussy or dick her down- we have toys for all that shit. The secret to bringing the freak out of a woman is not just to talk dirty to her and to try to out freak her- everybody does that shit. Side note: if you have a woman and not doing this shit then your good woman is probably fucking someone else. End side note. The secret to bringing the freak out of any woman is to enjoy life with her, have fun, loosen up. The secret to bringing the freak out of any woman is to engage into her intellectual side. The secret to bringing the freak out of any woman is not through the pussy- like I said, the pussy is the gateway to potential, but it doesn't mean you've arrived. The secret to experiencing what you call her freaky side which is really her mysterious, sexy, alluring side, is through her mind. My guy asked me once, "Why are you so freaky, Lekeisha?" My answer, "it is because you know how to stimulate my mind." He was puzzled and even confused because every other woman he's ever dated has never been this open. "It's either because you didn't tap into this side of her, or she remained closed up because she chose to remain in her dark world out of fear," I said. Every rose needs sunshine to blossom, and that's all that's happening with us. Once each pedal is completely opened she's already releasing herself to you, even when you are not in her. That's why a woman can orgasm even without stimulation. That's why women think that they have to wear panty liners when they are with you. That's why she had to wash her panties at your house the other night. I'm going to be frank- this independent woman bullshit gets mentally draining. Its mentally draining because its a mutha fuckin front. Why? Because now days women have to survive on their own without a man. This is not like the old days when we find a husband and he becomes the breadwinner and we stay at home and take care of the house. Because of some feministic bullshit, finding that type of man almost doesn't exist because now it is expected we find a job and pay our own damn bills (fuck the feminist movement). So, being an independent woman is a front because we need to stay strong and be something that really we can't be on our own. So what do you think happens when a man comes along, treats us like a lady, has mentally stimulating conversation, shows respect, takes us out, acts romantic, and does everything he can to show he respect her? A woman opens up like that rose ready to bloom. This is why women with these bitch ass pieces of shit can't stay in the situation that long simply because a rose is still a rose.You can keep cutting it down, but it will eventually rebloom again when she finally understands her worth. When you at least try to get an understanding of a woman's worth, you are going to get all the pussy you thought you missed out on when you were by yourself. This is why men who fuck around a lot gets bored with it; it's because its all pussy with no substance or at least pussy that he will not try to dig the substance out of. As you get to know a woman, be sensitive to her needs and desires, and even put your foot down during intolerable moments (ie. she cusses you out for nothing, threatens to fuck you up, stirs up drama, etc) you will notice how she will not only open up to you, the fig leaves will fall off one by one, she will be naked with you and unashamed, and you will have a woman that will multiply and give back the love you give her. If you don't believe me, most of 2011 and 2010 was dry as hell for me because all everyone had to give was dick. Bitch, I used to sell sex toys. If it was that serious, I had samples. You couldn't tell me nothin'. When I met Mr. Wonderful this year, my vagina has been stimulated even without physical touch. The pussy stays wet because my mind stays interested and intrigued by a very intelligent man with a good heart and honest intentions. So, the next time a woman wants to throw herself at you, even if you met the first night and/or you feel like you don't deserve it and/or you feel like a lady should and/or would make you wait, do yourself a favor and stop thinking and let her do her thing with you. She doesn't have low self-esteem and she is not doing it to try to trap you or get your attention. You stimulated her correctly and her carpels finally want to open up. You can call her or me a hoe if you want to. Its only because of the intellect you lack and are unable to share with her. Thank you and good night. It's time to go lay next to Mr. Wonderful.

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